John Kincade’s 10 List – Fans I don’t want to sit next to at a game
by John Kincade
When attending a game I am not saying that my “likes” are for everyone else or that my list is the way others have to behave. Some people though believe that the price of admission makes it their own personal event. Many attempt to make themselves the center of attention in their section. Others must not get much attention at home or work, so they seek it out in a public setting. Some just can’t handle alcohol. Whatever it is, there are fans that can make an event far less enjoyable for me. I’m interested in hearing some of yours too at John.Kincade@bbgi.com
I’ve certainly noticed that attending games is much more pleasant today in Philadelphia than during my childhood. Fans seem more behaved at events than ever before. My memories of some of the fan behavior in Section 511 in Veterans Stadium still disgusts me. I believe the Linc has created a much more pleasurable day out. Some disagree, but I’ll trade the insanity for more enjoyment any time.
I’ve got my own quirks too that others might list. I don’t ask anyone going to a game with me to follow any of mine either. I do find people that I enjoy attending games with and others I hope to avoid ever attending with again. Here are my quirks;
- I’m in my seat at least 10 minutes before the anthem
- I only will get up from my seat at mid-inning or an intermission
- I don’t like to eat at my seat during the game
- I want to watch the game, not my phone
- I prefer to not have long conversations about things other than the game during play
So, if you want to actually watch a game, not get up and down a lot during play and don’t have running complaints with refs or your boss at work…let’s see a game soon!
MY TOP 10 LIST – THE FANS I DON’T WANT SITTING NEAR ME
- The Up and Down fan – for Gods sake, wear a diaper or did you come just to eat?
- Opposing fan looking to stir the pot – at some point, we are going to have words
- The drunken frat bros aisle – Alpha Kappa Jackass Night Out
- “Everybody hits” yeller or equivalent – nobody came to hear you…over and over
- Explain the game “loudly” Dad – Junior, Dad isn’t as smart as he thinks he is
- Complain about every call guy – The ref is mic’ed up, you aren’t
- Shirtless fan – most shirtless fans don’t need to be…ever
- Booing players after the first few plays fan – let it breathe please!
- Feet up on the seat in front of them person – If someone is in row in front of you, don’t put your feet next to their head
- The device family – stupid pet peeve, but why are you there?