And our 4th and final candidate is Jason Kelce. And we know he can make great speeches. Here is part of his parade speech after the Underdog Eagles beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl.
“When Doug Pederson was hired, he was rated as the worst coaching hire by a lot of freakin’ analysts out there in the media. This past off-season, some clown named Mike Lombardi told him he was the lest-qualified head coach in the NFL. You saw a driven Doug Pederson, a man who went for it on fourth down, went for it on fourth down, in the Super Bowl, with a trick play. He wasn’t playing just to go mediocre. He’s playing for a Super Bowl.
And it don’t stop with him. It does not stop with him.
Jason Peters was told he was too old, didn’t have it anymore. Before he got hurt, he was the best freaking tackle in the NFL. Big V was told he didn’t have it. Stefen Wisniewski ain’t good enough. Jason Kelce is too small. Lane Johnson can’t lay off the juice. Brandon Brooks has anxiety.
Carson Wentz didn’t go to a Division I school. Nick Foles don’t got it.
Corey Clement’s too slow. LeGarrette Blount ain’t got it anymore. Jay Ajayi can’t stay healthy. Torrey Smith can’t catch. Nelson Agholor can’t catch.
Zach Ertz can’t block. Brent Celek’s too old.
Brandon Graham was drafted too high. Vinny Curry ain’t got it. Beau Allen can’t fit the scheme.
Mychal Kendricks can’t fit the scheme. Nigel Bradham can’t catch.
Jalen Mills can’t cover. Patrick Robinson can’t cover.
It’s the whole team. It’s the whole team.“
We might have a winner. That Parade speech will go down in Philly history as one of the best speeches of all time.