Tom Brady Launches Clothing Line, And It’s Actually Hilarious
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - FEBRUARY 04: Tom Brady #12 of the New England Patriots has the ball stripped by Brandon Graham #55 of the Philadelphia Eagles late in the fourth quarter in Super Bowl LII at U.S. Bank Stadium on February 4, 2018 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. (Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Images)
noun
a present-day man who has acquired profound knowledge or proficiency in more than one field.
And Tom Brady is making his case to be just that. Its always important to think about life after sports. What will your next act be? Some transition into
car dealerships like John Elway. Some transition into
Papa Johns like Shaq. Well Tom Brady announced his post-football venture. He announced the “Brady Brand” on twitter and instagram yesterday, and let me tell you the designs are INCREDIBLE
3 years in the making you say? These designs must be AWESOME! After all, it took THREE YEARS of hard work and R&D to finally hit the market! Lets head on over to Brady Brand and see what theyve got…
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Its literally a hoodie, that says “Brady” in some sweet Helvetica font. For $95…..
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I will give you a second to catch your breath from laughing. This man actually claimed that this bare bones design that a toddler couldve made on Microsoft Paint took “3 years” and it warrants a $95 price tag?!
Good on Tom for trying. Because we know people will be dumb enough to buy it. After all, there are idiots who pay $140 for a hoodie that says “supreme.”
Pat is Philly through and through, having grown up in the Oxford Circle of Northeast Philadelphia. He attended Cardinal Dougherty High School, and it was at CD that a teacher suggested he should pursue a career in sports radio. He worked his way up the ranks and joined the morning show in June of 2020. As a content creator for 97.5 The Fanatic he writes about Eagles, Sixers, Phillies and Flyers. Follow Pat on Twitter @Pat_Egan