The NFL draft is on Thursday. With it comes a lot of breakdowns of prospects from people you didn’t even know existed. As soon as the Eagles take whomever, your social media feed will be filled with scouting reports from people who either have credibility or are attempting to get credibility. Because of this, you have to take scouting reports with a grain of salt. But it got us wondering on the John Kincade Show, what would our draft profiles look like?

So we decided to do something bold and have “fun”. We decided to create draft profiles for everyone on the show. John Kincade, Bob Cooney, Pat Egan, Eric Camille, Connor Thomas. Here are the profiles Bob Cooney wrote for his coworkers. Everyone on the show did their own draft profiles, so I encourage you to listen to the full show podcast to hear each person on the show’s breakdown of their co-workers. For those that heed this advice, the profiles were done at 6:30, 7:30, 8:30, and 9:30. 

So here is the breakdown of how draftable the members of the John Kincade show are:

• Pat Egan

  Don’t let the 5-3, 138-pound frame fool you. Wrapped in that diminutive package is a moody competitor who is not afraid to voice an opinion, no matter how outlandish it may seem. He has a hockey mentality, which is good in that he’s not afraid to mix it up and talk trash with anyone around. Sometimes caught off guard at the snap with a slow trigger finger, but makes up for it with his lack of speed. Seems to perform better as the day goes on as he is somewhat of a late riser. His humor will be a welcomed addition in any locker room. Has an uncanny ability to agitate and humor, sometimes in the same conversation.

  Probably not a first-round pick if you’re going with just the eye test, but once you dig deeper, he proves to be a middle-rounder. And speaking of eyes, any team gutsy enough to select Egan will have to make sure he has proper eye care.

• Connor Thomas

  Confidence is never an issue for this “jack of all trades” athlete who sometimes has a propensity to be a little overconfident in his abilities. Don’t let the Division 3 resume fool you, as he also studied at the University of Oxford, which can boast 30 alum who became English Prime Ministers. He can be plugged into any role and not just perform well, but usually excel. His off-the-field actions may be of some concern as the nightlife seems to willingly find him. When given the proper workload, he can be a real asset at any time. Does NOT appear to do well when given an extra workload sometimes. Sure to stun the national media with his game-day outfits. 

• John Kincade

  Can never question the work ethic of this Delco native, but his means can sometimes leave heads spinning. Will never be at a loss for ideas or words, Athleticism is questionable, but he’ll convince anyone in an interview that it isn’t, simply because the interviewer will tire of his rambling and surrender in agreement. Very repetitive, so if he does something well, he’ll do it well over and over and over again. Great team player with professorial smarts. Breaking bad habits may be hard as he is one who is dialed into a routine. Not a fan of star players, which could be harmful if your team already has some. Will be the most entertaining player in any locker room, whether he knows it or not. First-round talent.

• Coach Eric Camille

  Man of few words but could still use a speech editor. Somewhat passive-aggressive and doesn’t have very good bedside manner when it comes to problem-solving. His Footwork is above average as he has a soccer background, but hand/eye coordination is suspect. Whatever team drafts him, get ready to be handing a lot of tickets for games in that city. Picking Camille may be beneficial for the future of any franchise if they can get a 2-for-1 deal that includes his son Cam, who is undoubtedly the best athlete in the family. Do a background check at your own discretion, because few in this draft have more ghosts in the closet than Camille. 

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