12 Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh Out Loud

Father's Day is THIS weekend. Can you believe it? We all love our dads and their quirks. And a good dad quirk? Dad jokes.

We all know the horror of having your friends over when your dad's around. He creeps around the corner with a knowing smirk on his face. Makes small conversations with your buds. And BANG. "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They're both Paris sites." your Dad jokes.

"DAaaaAAd!" you cry. But he's already laughing. And your friends are laughing too, either politely at the bad joke, or at your personal anguish. It's an age-old experience. When men become dads, they are bestowed the power of the corniest jokes possible. Such as: "How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon," OR "When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent."

Did you at least chuckle a little? You know the jokes that are so bad, they're good? Well, we've got a whole list of em! What better way to celebrate our amazing dads than with Dad Jokes!

So in honor of Father's Day, here's a list of 12 dad jokes that'll have you laughing out loud.

He ordered everyone around.

She had issues.

They seem shady.

He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

Something catchy!

Open-toad.

A father-in-law.

Because of all of its problems.

Prime mates.

It takes its cloves off.

Data.

Second hand stores.