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Ray’s Ramblings: The Five Enemies We Made Along The Way

During the grieving process, there are a number of steps that one goes through. As we all continue to mourn the loss of this Eagles season, I would imagine that…

JuJu Smith-Schuster

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA – JANUARY 07: JuJu Smith-Schuster #9 of the Kansas City Chiefs reacts after a reception against the Las Vegas Raiders during the first quarter of the game at Allegiant Stadium on January 07, 2023 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

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During the grieving process, there are a number of steps that one goes through. As we all continue to mourn the loss of this Eagles season, I would imagine that most people have made their way past denial and onto the angry part of things.

That’s where I find myself today, angry over this lost opportunity. Thus, what better thing to do than to list out those who angered up the most during this wonderful ride of a season?

(This is a trick question, there are a lot of better things to do. I just don’t have the resources or the maturity to do those things.)

In the world of 97.5 The Fanatic, top five lists typically belong to our digital content king Dylan MacKinnon. Nevertheless, here’s my crack at the five enemies we made in Philadelphia along this road to the Super Bowl…

  1. City of San Francisco

Forty-niners? More like the forty-whiners, am I right? (Crowd boos at an awful joke)

The fanbase of the San Francisco 49ers are continuing to throw themselves the most ridiculous of pity parties and continue to take every possible shot at Eagles fans as they can. Midnight struck for the NFL’s Cinderella story in the form of the Eagles’ pass rush.

Make no mistake, they were dealt with a tough hand, but it’s all about how you respond. The two week media tour that 49ers’ players took to try to discredit the Eagles was truly unfortunate to watch. Like a buddy at the bar who lost the woman of his dreams, but keeps calling her number at 2AM.

  1. Carl Cheffers

The Philadelphia Eagles did not lose because of the refs. Blaming them makes me no better than No. 5 on this list. 

However, the fact that I now know the names of the officials from the Super Bowl is not optimal. I will always be of the thought that you don’t leave your fate in the hands of the officials, but I will never forget the hopeless feeling of watching that penalty.

Oh, and I will keep a mental note of this…

  1. JuJu Smith-Schuster

There was no one that had given JuJu Smith-Schuster a second thought in the immediate aftermath of the Super Bowl. Despite being the wide receiver that James Bradberry held, I didn’t really think that Smith-Schuster had been anything too special.

He had a fine game (7 catches, 53 yards) and had a disgustingly bad take on cheesesteaks during the week leading up to the game, but otherwise didn’t offer very much.

And then, he got after it on Twitter.

Enter AJ Brown.

As of the writing of this article, a successful ratio from AJ Brown. Good work.

  1. Chris Simms

Must I say anymore about this guy?

His schtick all season long was to discredit Jalen Hurts. Even as he appeared entirely wrong about Hurts and stood just days away from watching him in the Super Bowl, he fired off one more shot.

Jalen Hurts in Super Bowl 57: 27-38, 304 passing yards, 70 rushing yards, 4 total TDs

  1. “The Sodfather” 

Once again, the Eagles lost the game on their own. There will be no blaming people other than the ones who did not get their job done on the field.

However, you can’t have an awesome nickname like “The Sodfather” and screw up the biggest sporting event of the year. This isn’t forgetting to water your neighbors’ plants while they are away for the weekend, this is the Super Bowl.

This man dedicated his life to this beautiful game and was given more money than most people will see in their lifetime to put together the field.

AND IT WAS ATROCIOUS! 

Two years spent on this only to end up with the world’s best athletes looking like they were on skates. 

The Sodfather had a worse final season than Tom Brady. 

Honorable Mentions

Kelly Clarkson: She wrote “Since U Been Gone” which is a certified banger, but her disaster of an attempt at a joke at the Eagles’ expense was unfortunate. 

I was nice this time around, don’t do it again.

Julian Love: Who can forget this talking point? 

Love has since deleted his quote tweet of what he said about Sirianni and then retweeted James Bradberry’s tweet on Tuesday afternoon about being an All-Pro.

So…

He gets a pass for now.