Weekend News Dump- Cows Wreck Havoc In Quebec

By Ray Dunne

Here are this week’s top stories

Canada judge cancels marriage annulment after discovering that a woman had been posing as the man’s ex-wife

•  Just as a Canadian man believed he was in the clear from sharing his pension plan with his ex-wife of 20 years, a judge in British Columbia made a big discovery.
• The man had brought various women to pose as his ex-wife throughout the annulment process and used one of them to agree to the annulment over a group phone call with the judge.
• The man also forged documents from the Cook Islands, where the couple got married, which said the marriage had never been legitimate, in hopes that it would help the annulment process.
• In the end, the annulment has been canceled and the ex-wife still has access to her ex-husband’s pension plan.

Hot dog vendor outside Petco Park arrested for stabbing another hot dog vendor in sidewalk culinary “turf war”

• A 21-year-old Los Angeles native traveled to San Diego to sell hot dogs outside of a concert at Petco Park before he was confronted by the area’s usual outdoor hot dog vendors.
• An argument ensued between vendors as business was being split by the young vendor.
• Ultimately, the young man stabbed one of the regular vendors (no life-threatening injuries) as tensions boiled over. Customers allegedly watched along as they ate their hot dogs.

68-year-old Fresno man with a walker arrested after stealing money from a bank

• The gentlemen approached the bank’s teller and demanded $200.
• The teller gave the man $200, along with a tracker.
• Authorities in the area were able to locate the man, in part due to “his slow movement” as a result of having to use a walker.

Fugitive cows wreaking havoc in Quebec

• Farmers up north are reporting a disastrous crop season due in part to a group of cows who were accidentally freed from a dairy farm over the summer.
• A group of Cowboys were recently called into a village to round up the cows. After building a fenced-in area and securing the cows, the cowboys thought they’d won…
• Unfortunately, one cow broke containment and all the others soon followed, so the cows remain at large.

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A Texas Dental Office Remains Mystified at an Exploding Toilet

• Last Tuesday, a receptionist entered the dental office to a disgusting, acidic smell.
• The staff went to check the bathroom and made a horrifying discovery. A toilet that had been blown to bits. The bowl was entirely broken and the ceiling fan on the floor.
• The Fire Department says that the ceiling fan likely overheated, set on fire and dropped onto the toilet seat. The action would eventually cause the seat to burn.
• However, the receptionist seems to believe that lightning may have struck the building, traveled through the exhaust vent and exploded the toilet. Apparently, a similar thing once happened in Oklahoma.